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    Stage Kiss Combo - Purchase a sandwich, side & soda and save $1.00
     
 
Director
Two ¼ lb beef patties, two slices of cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, and our homemade special sauce.
$12.50

     
  Producer
Two ¼ lb beef patties, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, and our homemade special sauce.
$10.50
     
  Leading Man
One ¼ lb beef patty, one slice of cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, and our homemade special sauce.
$9.00
     
 

Leading Lady
One ¼ lb beef patty, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, and our homemade special sauce.
$8.00

     
  Duke
One ¼ lb beef patty, BBQ Sauce, bacon, one slice of cheese, beer battered onion rings.
$11.50
     
  John Wayne
One ¼ lb beef patty, BBQ Sauce, Bacon one slice of cheese, two beer battered onion rings and beer battered Jalapenos.
$12.50
     
  Stand-In Options
(additional price per patty for substituting any burger above)
*BEYOND MEAT +$3.50
(made from simple plant-based ingredients)

*Veggie substitute or Vegan +$2.00

*Turkey +$1.50

*Halal beef available on request +$0.00
     
  Triple Threat (BLT)
Bacon, Lettue, Tomato, Mayo (no patty)
$11.50
     
  Starving Actor
A cheeseburger minus the burger. Two slices of cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato, and our homemade special sauce.
$5.50
     
  Chicken Little Nuggets
6 Nuggets
$5.00
     
 

Chicken Sandwich
Halal Breaded Patty with lettucem tomato, mayo on brioche bun.
$8.00
Try it Spicy.

     
  Cod Father (Sandwich or Taco)
Beer battered premium Icelandic cod, shredded lettuce & red cabbage, tomato and our homemade spicy secret sauce.
$10.00
     
  Chicago Dog
All Beef Nathan dog, 2 slices of tomato, special relish, onions, sport pepers, celery salt, mustard on a poppy seed bun.
$9.00
     
  Hot Dog (Regular)
All Beef
$6.00
     
    *Our meat can be cooked to order. Consuming raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk to foodborne illiness, especially if you have certain medical conditions.
     
     
    FROM THE CHORUS - Cooked in canola oil with 0% trans fats. We have been proud to serve all our "guilt free" sides from the day we opened.
  Fries
Small . . . . $4.00
Large . . . . 5.00
     
  Sweet Potato Fries
Small . . . . $6.00
Large . . . . $7.00
     
  Sweet Potato Puffs
Small . . . . $4.00
Large . . . . $5.00
     
 

Beer Battered Onion Rings
Small . . . . $5.00
Large . . . . $9.00

     
  Tater tots
Small . . . . $4.00
Large . . . . $5.00
     
  Jalapeno Bottle Caps
$4.00
     
  Pickle Frys
$6.00
     
  Sheriff John's Wisconsin Cheese Curds
$4.00
     
  Mac the Bites (Mac and Cheese bites)
$4.00
     
  Garden Salad
Iceberg lettuce, Romaine, Shredded Carrots, Tomatoes, Onions
$5.00
     
     
   

DOUBLE FEATURE BEVERAGES

  Fountain Drinks - Coke and Pepsi products
Small . . . . $3.00
Large . . . . $4.00
     
  Cattle Call Shakes
Small . . . . $6.00
Large . . . . $8.00
    Real hand-scooped ice-cream mixed with whole milk
  Cattle Call Malts
Small . . . . $7.00
Large . . . . $9.00
     
  Beer & Wine
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